Customer satisfaction survey between self and Creator

Work	OK
Performance at work	Poor
Credit rating	Poor
Health	Tending to poor
Appearance	Medium rare (juicy)… oh, no, poor.
Performance in bed	Are you kidding?
Living arrangement	Poor, continuously frustrating, driving me nuts, trying to change but hindered by poor credit rating
Socialising	Disappearing to a dot
Good friends	Tolerant, still around
Men	Again, are you kidding?
Career prospects	Flickering
Wireless LAN	Flickering
Point to look forward to in future	Short visits from happy folk; must not have too high expectations – so, meh…
Given a choice, will you go for the same service provider again	No way, I’ll go for D-I-Y.