graduation without constantine

because if i took him, he would have been a heavy little tin bottle, (sloshing with canadian whiskey), and i couldn't have drunk him in my robes! and if i took him, and then didn't pay him attention, and drank whiskey out of glasses (which i did), how fair would that be? but as i didn't take him, everyone asked after him, (namesake included, with an upturnment of his nose), and constantine was missed.