s/s/s/w/p

i decided to go to the halloween party as the slightly slutty secretary. makes sense because all my clothes shopping of late has been for corporate type things. a mini skirt, a miniscule top, a pinstriped jacket and a borrowed tie should do it. of course, my plan could be fugged by the fact i have developed a disgusting cold, coughing and streaming all over the place.

i have just been told however, that slightly-slutty-secretary-with-phlegm fires the male carnal fantasy even more than plain s/s/s. i'm not even going to ask why...