world's worst compliment
smelly wino at cornershop: do you have a boyfriend?
wendigo: yes (well, that's a standard smelly wino reply)
smelly wino: i knew it. just like a clean toilet...
wendigo: excuse me?
smelly w: just like a clean toilet is never empty, a beautiful woman is never single.
wendigo: ...
(slight semantic shift; he could just have said 'a clean toilet and a beautiful woman are always taken'. see, that's what alcoholism does to you)
wendigo: yes (well, that's a standard smelly wino reply)
smelly wino: i knew it. just like a clean toilet...
wendigo: excuse me?
smelly w: just like a clean toilet is never empty, a beautiful woman is never single.
wendigo: ...
(slight semantic shift; he could just have said 'a clean toilet and a beautiful woman are always taken'. see, that's what alcoholism does to you)
Comments
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Meantime, would you please tell me how to get that nice photo-as-header-banner thingy that you have as you blog template? (Nice photo too)
J.A.P.
go to layout in blogger; if your layout is like mine (which it might not be), there will be a choice for inserting image behind blog header. do so.
i hope you weren't looking for cool java nerd stuff
They are alwayesh tyken. (sob!)
Bartender! Another round!
And make it a flush.
Fucksh! I am doing sh-sh-shit talk again! That's Toilet Bowl in Hindi. (Hic!)
if i were vain, ash, i would be quite flattered at your sudden interest in my relationship status...