when i work from home and send attention-seeking emails

there was a little boy

who had very many bosses

one day they all showed up

and began the process

of rubbing his nose against the grindstone.

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but our clever boy, he had

a plan up his sleeve

as soon as they turned their heads

in his mind he would leave

portman square, and think fondly of his missus.

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(so keeeyute)