Weekly gharelu digest. Truncated due to alcohol intake consequences.

An odd request

Early morning scene. Wendigo and flatmate scrambling to go to work, but in slow motion as, obviously, hungover and unmotivated. Wendigo at bottom of stairs tying shoelaces and flatmate at top, walking around in a towel, decently trying to hide his bits.

W: remember when you said ‘R’ could procure hash on request?
F: ya…. Why?
W: could you ask him to get £10 worth?
F: who’s it for?
W: N and her roomies want it
F: £10 sounds like it’ll be tiny. I dunno if it’s worth his while to get just that much.
W: ok…
F: I’ll ask him if he’s still doing that kind of stuff. And you tell N to up it to £25
W: ok, have a fun day at work
F: no, wait. Tell her – say NO to drugs!

Dehydration

Had a plan to sort out my loose ends this weekend, laundry, grocery, whiskey and chocolate supply etc. left work slightly late, waited at bus stop for stoopid slow bus for an hour, decided to walk home finally, got there at 10, went to the supermarket, got back at 11, cooked and cleaned, TV on, stoopid movie, food burnt, stoopid food, ate burnt food, flatmate and his crazy friends came home at midnight, offered me a drink, stoopid me, sat up till 5 am, now it’s Saturday. No laundry action still.