More rum te pum

Sin, thou art
Ben & Jerry’s
Chocolate fudge brownie ice cream
In a tub

Eaten with forks
Which we requested at a fish bar (??!!!?)
As the Pakistani at Budgens
Denied all evidence of any
(spoons) in his establishment

Eaten on buses RV1, 47, 8, C1 and 9
Just because we have bus passes
And must ride 3.5 buses everyday
Just to make it worth it

Eaten on buses RV1, 47, 8, C1 and 9
Balanced on half a lap
Between two (cows)
We (cows) are heady with joy
At seeing clouds again in London

Eaten between rants, chants, exultations and curses
Visceral grunts
When fudgily it melts in the throat
Bright eyed we look out at darkling skies
Fat raindrops
Expensive real estate
Making plans
Dreaming songs
And criticising film

Sin, thou art
Ben & Jerry’s
Chocolate fudge brownie
Ice cream in a tub
And you are touchingly innocent